containment for my autism

having a betty grof moment. if we don't see her in some way shape or form in either fionna & cake season 3 or the adventure time movie then what's even the point

THAT WAS MY ONLY MY GNARLED FINGER MAN DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET THAT

The nonsense you hear in Wizard city when you're trying figure what counts for a bus service there.

my favourite thing in the world is to give a character problematic traits that they'd get chewed out on social media for. magus loves dragon meat and dragon eggs and dragonblood sorbet despite dragons being a threatened species in ooo and they WILL get cancelled for this

thinking about evil magus again. what if after simon woke them up they DIDN'T get to go on the whole find-your-true-purpose-and-stop-hating-yourself adventure. what if they grew bitter and resentful and panicked and desperately lonelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy twirling my hair and staring into the dark with wild eyes

let’s be nonbinary and take over the wiz priz and live as its tortured princess for fifteen years before being confronted by the person who was your your last straw ❤️ ooiuhhhhh my GGOD no one talk to me

magus decked out in the cuntiest most fashion savvy villain outfit you've ever seen. halfway up the wall dragging their claws down the wizard prison tapestries like a cat on a curtain. wailing the lyrics to sad sad sad love songs. losing their grip and falling and landing on their tailbone and making all manner of terrible pained noises before hobbling away. you hear muffled crying and the clinking of a spoon in a bowl coming from the kitchen and it's just magus. mascara running. eating ice cream. which they cannot digest. because they are a carnivore. all this in thigh high stilettos. take my hand imagine with me a they them most stupid

thinking about evil magus again. what if after simon woke them up they DIDN'T get to go on the whole find-your-true-purpose-and-stop-hating-yourself adventure. what if they grew bitter and resentful and panicked and desperately lonelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy twirling my hair and staring into the dark with wild eyes

let’s be nonbinary and take over the wiz priz and live as its tortured princess for fifteen years before being confronted by the person who was your your last straw ❤️ ooiuhhhhh my GGOD no one talk to me

magus decked out in the cuntiest most fashion savvy villain outfit you've ever seen. halfway up the wall dragging their claws down the wizard prison tapestries like a cat on a curtain. wailing the lyrics to sad sad sad love songs. losing their grip and falling and landing on their tailbone and making all manner of terrible pained noises before hobbling away. you hear muffled crying and the clinking of a spoon in a bowl coming from the kitchen and it's just magus. mascara running. eating ice cream. which they cannot digest. because they are a carnivore. all this in thigh high stilettos. take my hand imagine with me a they them most stupid

@crabussy you're Mg. John "Adventure Time" Humankin in my eyes tbh so i saw simon and thought that you'd like to see this

SIMON.... KILL HIM!!!!!!

just want to say thank you thank you THANK YOU every single person who likes or reblogs or comments on my silly simon and magus posts. those two are so special to me and it makes me SICKENINGLY happy that so many people like them too just because I like them so much. thank yoiu all for catching my contaguous disease I love you

the best part of using secret pronouns for a character is when other people go what the hell sure and start using them too