stolen memes and risky selfies

i undiagnosed myself with every single mental disorder. i’m chilling now

Ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. Im fine. Im happy and I will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life.

ladies, ladies, please. one at a time with the ray-bans offers

People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature

Y'all need to STOP

Merry Christmas y’all

tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

This is really awesome!