clayton hove’s adtothebone

Only a coward carves in the kitchen.

Look magazine — November 24, 1959

Artist: Barney Tobey (1906-1989)

Prior to his arrival at Central Dakota, Medford’s polydactyly gave him a natural advantage with a number of musical instruments and considerable success with his band, Medford and Sons. If you’re looking for your own keyboard cat, Medford might be your perfect match.

My Iron Man levels were a bit high this morning, so I donated whole blood instead of the usual platelets. Did you know cast-iron cookware can increase your iron levels, much like Teflon cookware can increase your Teflon levels?

“I’m kind of a big dill.” — Dillinger

A new Jinxism has emerged as Ive been at the dining room table going through job listings — Jinx will take a break from tormenting the girls, hop up on my lap, then put his front paws on my chest or nuzzle into the crook of my arm to get me to hold him.

He thinks it’s a pretty sweet deal, but it slows down the search a bit. And if I try to put him down, he makes it clear that’s a bad idea.