clayton hove’s adtothebone

PSA: If you’re a visitor sitting in a chair in front of one of these and a nurse enters the room so you scooch the chair back to make more room, you might be in for a little surprise.

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The Magic & Mystery of a North Dakota Sun Shower

With the temperature in Bismarck, North Dakota, hitting 100°F today, business was slow for the transient shopping mall parking lot salesman.

with SpaghettiOs sticking to your shirt

Window Treatment Note: To be fair, Dexy was probably first to rip the thin curtain panel a bit when she fell off the top of the loveseat during a snooze. Whisper also likes to perch at that spot, but without incident. Jinx has since added his touches to it, turning it into a feline art project. I have sturdier drapes to replace it, but I’m curious if he’ll manage to turn the panel into a valance first.

🥑 It was a rather large avocado and a pit you could play bocce with, but it still took five spoon scoops to eat the good stuff.

From the people who brought you “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”….

Darling, would you kiss me under the pawn shop TraveLoo 2.5?

Janeway Stifles a Sneeze

Teabagging someone in a parking lot in broad daylight. Ridiculous. Completely ridiculous. We used to be a proper country.

Something like that.

I thought it was a midcentury trend, but Big Gelatin was still trying to trick us into doing this sort of thing in the Eighties.

You know the recipes in this cookbook from the late-1900s are going to be full of flavor because they knew the consumers of their brand had reduced sensory function.

Dangling from the helicopter, Jim Fowler finally managed to hit Jinx with a third tranquilizer dart.