clayton hove’s adtothebone

Reynard: So this half-off grocery store closeout is an authentic margherita pizza?

“Yep. The box said it was imported from Italy.”

Italy, Texas perhaps?

“What?”

Dale Evans was raised there.

“Who?”

Our Bingo had a great idea to put little jingly bells in bingo balls to make bingo more exciting.

To be clear, this is in reference to the game of bingo, as there are a couple reasons why doing so would be difficult with the cat named Bingo.

Only a coward carves in the kitchen.

Look magazine — November 24, 1959

Artist: Barney Tobey (1906-1989)

Prior to his arrival at Central Dakota, Medford’s polydactyly gave him a natural advantage with a number of musical instruments and considerable success with his band, Medford and Sons. If you’re looking for your own keyboard cat, Medford might be your perfect match.

My Iron Man levels were a bit high this morning, so I donated whole blood instead of the usual platelets. Did you know cast-iron cookware can increase your iron levels, much like Teflon cookware can increase your Teflon levels?

“I’m kind of a big dill.” — Dillinger