a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.
i’m really glad that just about every person who has reblogged this picked up on the gay subtext thank you
The what?
So a man welcoming his male friend into his home is gay now?




















