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Omg this is me (Nutmegan), Aunty Chan, and Pixel! Thanks so much for sharing and for all the love in the comments <3

look at me supporting local fag queens on tumblr without even knowing it 🙈 please reblog their comment so people can find & follow them

Aspirations

half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.

I taught my friend how to chop an onion bc no one taught him how to cook (guy in a conservative Christian family). He was so excited to be cooking for the first time so I made him chop the onion bc I hate doing it. And suddenly he starts yelling “MY EYES ARE WATERING!!!! ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!”. He was so fucking excited but I had to stop him bc he couldn’t see but was still chopping.