Do not judge others' pasts. Observe their growth instead.

bolcked. unfallowed.

🚫BOCKED🚫

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

this is very funny bc i went to a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and basically made this exact point but like, unironically

a class on what

📢 GAY COWBOY BONDAGE

A ghost cat that has all the behaviors of a regular cat, but is a ghost. It will still be knocking your things over, leaving you dead rodents, and yelling at you for food while it stands on your face at 5am, but it's not a living cat.

*intense meaningful eye contact between the characters*

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

Wars over, son.

You live in a very haunted house, but it’s not that bad. The voices in the basement remind you of your laundry and tell you to check the boiler, the rat size talking spider keeps the pests away and is a pretty good therapist, and the victorian ghost children are great friends with your kids.