senator ted cruzynski

The future is bulletproof. The aftermath is secondary. It's time to do it now and do it loud. Welcome, to Night Vale.

remember how secrets of dumbledore had albus and gellert with matching jewelry containing each other's blood that represented and magically enforced the bond between the two and people still came away from it saying they didn't even come off as gay

The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

i love his attempt to distance himself from the whole coquette tradwife thing when his entire persona is alan del rey

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

"What We Do In The Shadows is about a comedy about the human spirit and what it means to have humanity, relationships with other people, and the overwhelmingly resilience to endure no matter the odds, circumstances, or time passed by" . Wrong. It's about how many times Colin Robinson can be a child of divorce.

the hobbit but it’s filmed like what we do in the shadows

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with the epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with the epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

i asked my mother “have you seen my glasses i can’t find them” and she said “no sorry” and i asked her what she was watching and she said “criminal minds” in a way that assumed that was readily obvious and i was like “well i didn’t know dang” and she said it’s right there at the bottom of the screen, it says hashtag #criminalminds" and i just pointed at my face and she was like “well where are your glasses”

this happened over a decade ago and im still mad about it