IT'S OKAY NOTHING IS WRONG

Baldurs Gate 3:

- An army of credit site and guild promoters battle one another to create the longest block of text in the general chat

- Mysteriously vanishing textures render your animal mount into a nameless block of nondescript existence

- Enemy NPCs lying slain on uneven turf, the upper halves of their bodies levitating off the ground as if in flight

- No matter how many times you delete BitRaider, it will always return, much like a curse. The launcher will always be stuck on “initializing”

- Malavai Quinn has disappeared. Nobody knows where he has gone

- Unfortunately, Skadge IS here

- Dozens of crafting elements that will never be used are scattered around a full inventory, forgotten to the void

- Players are lost on Hoth, desperately feeding fruits to baby tauntauns at the price of their own sanity

- You throw your enemy NPC’s off the map. You are still in combat, the game says. You can never leave combat

- Why didn’t you sell that armor months ago? It’s not the type you need and you’ve never worn it yet it remains in your inventory. It always remains in your inventory

- You stare at the beautiful sky above Ilum and contemplate eternity. You wish for an Ilum stronghold. There must be an Ilum stronghold. Everyone wants one.

- There is no quest marker above your companion’s head. You click on them. They say they want to speak to you. 

- You enter an exhaustion zone. The only thing exhausted is your soul

low wisdom: poor impulse control

low intelligence: instructions unclear

high wisdom: a necessary risk

high intelligence: it looked better on paper

low wisdom, high intelligence: forgot to get the plan peer-reviewed

high wisdom, low intelligence: the risk i took was calculated, but man am i bad at math

Khadgar again because I can't think anything but him.

Instead of leveling on Northrend, I ended up making a messy doodle about him.