⋆。‧˚ʚ💋ɞ˚‧。⋆ 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞
❝ i can’t believe you beat me at rock, paper, scissors three times in a row… rematch. ❞
❝ loser has to buy the next round of milkshakes, deal? ❞
❝ you can’t just call dibs on the front seat, there are rules. ❞
❝ if you eat the last cookie, i’m never forgiving you. ❞
❝ we both know i’d win at mini golf, don’t even try me. ❞
❝ why does it feel like you’re secretly keeping score of every argument we’ve ever had? ❞
❝ i will trade you this french fry for literally anything on your
plate. ❞
❝ no, you can’t just make up rules in the middle of the game. ❞
❝ this was supposed to be a study session, not a competition to see who gets distracted first. ❞
❝ who even let you be the dj, your playlist is chaos. ❞
❝ we’re definitely lost, but you look way too confident holding that map. ❞
❝ i call not carrying the heavy bag—i carried it last time. ❞
❝ you’re supposed to cheer me on, not laugh when i miss. ❞
❝ admit it, i make the better road trip partner. ❞
❝ the only reason you won was because i went easy on you. ❞
❝ stop pretending like you didn’t just trip over your own feet. ❞
❝ if you fall asleep, i’m drawing on your face. ❞
❝ who said you get to be in charge of the remote? ❞
❝ i can’t believe you stole my pen and then had the audacity to lose it. ❞
❝ if you hum that song one more time, i swear— ❞
❝ why are you acting like board games aren’t a full contact
sport? ❞
❝ tell me again how you plan on winning with that strategy. ❞
❝ no way, you can’t just leave me hanging during karaoke night. ❞
❝ who gave you the right to be this smug about winning trivia? ❞
❝ the prize doesn’t matter, i just need to beat you. ❞
❝ you’re not seriously trying to race me to the car right now, are you? ❞
❝ i’m not sharing popcorn with you if you’re going to eat it all. ❞
❝ don’t even try to tell me you’re not cheating at this. ❞
❝ we’re supposed to be teammates, not mortal enemies. ❞
❝ why are you making everything into a competition? ❞
❝ i saw that, you totally peeked at my cards. ❞
❝ there is no universe where you beat me at mario kart. ❞
❝ if you keep making that face, it’s going to get stuck like that. ❞
❝ you only came along because you didn’t trust me to win without you. ❞
❝ we were supposed to be practicing, not trying to outdo each other. ❞
❝ you cannot just call a nap a ‘strategic break.’ ❞
❝ fine, but if we get in trouble, i’m blaming you. ❞
❝ you can’t back out now, you already said yes. ❞
❝ are we actually competing, or are you just trying to annoy me? ❞
❝ last one to the door has to do the dishes. ❞
❝ don’t think i won’t hold this over your head forever. ❞
❝ i can’t believe you talked me into this. ❞
❝ i call being referee, there’s no way i’m getting dragged into this again. ❞
❝ no, you’re not allowed to quit halfway through. ❞
❝ why do i feel like you’re making this up as you go? ❞
❝ don’t act like you’re not having fun. ❞
❝ you only won because i let you. ❞
❝ we’re supposed to be on the same team, remember? ❞
❝ don’t worry, i’ll remind you who the champion is. ❞
❝ you’re way too competitive for someone who just lost. ❞
❝ admit it, you like this just as much as i do. ❞