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It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

I hope Black girls with anxiety have a good day today.

I hope Black girls with depression have a good day today.

I hope black girls with PTSD have a good day

I hope black girls with body dysmorphia have a good day

I hope black girls with verbally abusive parents gave a good day

I hope autistic black girls and black girls with ADHD have a good day

I hope black girls with schizospec and/or personality disoders have a good day today

i hope all mentally ill and or disabled black girls have a good day

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

I'm not learning to tailor my fucking clothes stop sending links. If they don't make clothes that fit I simply will not buy them. They should just sell clothes that fit. And if not I will continue to wear my sweatpants

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry