Adele Douglas

SIX. SIIIIIIX

SIES. SIIIIIIEEEESSSSSSSS!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE

BABE, YOU GOTTA GO DO A TEST JUST IN CASE YOU’RE SICK OR SOMETHING….ILL GO PICK UP SOME ONION RINGS

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE

BAAAAAAAAAABE!!!!!!!!!!! *kazoos* 

MY DARLING, IT’S BEEN AN HOUR AND A HALF AT LEAST SINCE IVE SEEN YOU……HOW CAN YOU BEAR THE SEPARATION

BABE, YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE AT HOME TODAY AND I WASN’T ABLE TO SEND YOU EMOTICONS AND CUTE MESSAGES ALL DAY. IT WAS TORTURE. 

I KNOW BABE…..I MISSED BEING ABLE TO SEND YOU SASSY SNAPS ABOUT MY COWORKERS…. i did send you a very amusing email filled with cat gifs, though. i didnt forget you. *kisses*

AWWW, BABE. THAT EMAIL WAS THE BEST. NEVER LEAVE YOUR PHONE AT HOME AGAIN. IT WAS SO HARD ON ME. 

BAAAAAAAAAABE!!!!!!!!!!! *kazoos* 

MY DARLING, IT’S BEEN AN HOUR AND A HALF AT LEAST SINCE IVE SEEN YOU……HOW CAN YOU BEAR THE SEPARATION

BABE, YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE AT HOME TODAY AND I WASN’T ABLE TO SEND YOU EMOTICONS AND CUTE MESSAGES ALL DAY. IT WAS TORTURE. 

BAAAAAAAAAABE!!!!!!!!!!! *kazoos* 

IIT WAAAAS OOON SAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

CMON, BABE, THE NEWSPAPER COLUMNS ARE STARTING TO GET A LITTLE DULL…..THIS SHOULD SPICE THINGS UP. IMAGINE WHAT SEWARD’LL HAVE TO WEAR TO ONE-UP THIS.

Yes, and he’ll make a FOOL of himself. outlandish garb is par the course for me, but i always love to see my dear, beloved nephew looking like a doofus..

....I know you have a green neon cravat to go with that. Where did it go?

IIT WAAAAS OOON SAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

CMON, BABE, THE NEWSPAPER COLUMNS ARE STARTING TO GET A LITTLE DULL…..THIS SHOULD SPICE THINGS UP. IMAGINE WHAT SEWARD’LL HAVE TO WEAR TO ONE-UP THIS.

IIT WAAAAS OOON SAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

Ok… I’m going to try to do this again… I’m sending Stevvie out to get a nice black suit. Please, don’t fail me now…

BABE U THOUGHT

NO. NO WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?

YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT PINK IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

NOOOOOOOOO.

Ok… I’m going to try to do this again… I’m sending Stevvie out to get a nice black suit. Please, don’t fail me now…

BABE U THOUGHT

NO. NO WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?

GOD

Daaaaaamn, look at me!

I’m never sending you clothes shopping on your own again…

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED, BABE

BABE. I GAVE YOU MONEY TO GET A SIMPLE BLACK SUIT. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? THIS ASSAULTS MY EYES.

BABE, YOU KNOW I CAN’T BE TAMED….I NEED TO SHOW UP SEWARD

HONEY… BABE…. BABOO… I GAVE YOU MONEY FOR A SUIT TO WEAR TO A BLACK TIE WEDDING. THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE. BABE. WHERE IS THE RECEIPT?

Cmon, like youve never made a weird impulse purchase……at least I didn’t get a Slap Chop when I did.

Name one purchase I’ve made like this? that’s this garish? Go ahead. I dare you. try.

GOD

Daaaaaamn, look at me!

I’m never sending you clothes shopping on your own again…

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED, BABE

BABE. I GAVE YOU MONEY TO GET A SIMPLE BLACK SUIT. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? THIS ASSAULTS MY EYES.

BABE, YOU KNOW I CAN’T BE TAMED….I NEED TO SHOW UP SEWARD

HONEY... BABE.... BABOO... I GAVE YOU MONEY FOR A SUIT TO WEAR TO A BLACK TIE WEDDING. THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE. BABE. WHERE IS THE RECEIPT?