Ada v1.0.0

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

Sisyphus

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

being a teenager is basically just half a decade of "ugh I hate myself I hate my life I hate my parents nothing is fair everyone is mean the world is cruel I'm tired of it!! but idk i guess every teenager has this phase and I'll probably grow out of it and understand when I'm older" and getting older and realizing you should have been even angrier and more violent. And then people forget this as soon as they have kids

It's so fucking infuriating that Trump can make a post comparing transgender people to domestic terrorists and say "we will find you and we will kill you" (verbatim) and aaaaall the news articles in the entire world are busy debating whether he REALLY meant to say that or if its being taken out of CONTEXT or if it can LEGALLY be CONSTRUED as a threat. And meanwhile our actual sisters are being murdered in real time for the crime of *checks notes* doing laundry in public. When will these chucklefucks wake up and realize you're wasting time debating his intentions and all the while the only thing he gives a shit about is whether his most loyal worshippers realize he's just greenlit our public genocide?

"you can't be punk, it's just not possible" has sincerely become my stance on punk. it's just not possible

The only thing that's punk is arguing about what is and isn't punk

there's nothing punk about semantics or classification actually. it's just not possible

this post made me angry so i went to listen to my FAVOURITE PUNK ALBUMS that i have on CASSETTE (the punkest medium) but i couldn't find them. they were gone. i tried looking them up but the names turned to meaningless fluff in my mind as i typed. it didn't feel like it meant anything anymore. I tried to remember what they sounded like but could recall nothing. I'm saying the word "punk" out loud to myself but it just sounds like noise. I'm not sure i'm even saying it right. was it ever real?

it's just not possible

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick

I own a hound for home defence, since that's what Jane Handler intended. Four pilots break into my base. "What the devil?" As I grab my loyal hound and it's mech. It blows a cannon ball sized hole through the first pilot, she's dead on the spot. Sic my newest pup on the second pilot, miss her entirely because it's untrained and rails the neighbours dog. I have to resort to taking my wonderful hound off the leash, "Tally ho lasses!" the hound shreds two pilots with it's claws, the sound and extra howling set off base alarms. Get a muzzle out and charge the last terrified rapscallion. She whimpers and moans waiting on the base security to arrive since claiming a new hound is impossible to resist. Just as Jane Handler intended.

The railgun I fitted on a rigid gimbal can't hit anything for shit, but it can certainly miss and reduce my neighbour's MADCAT hound to slag I have to resort to my Scatter mirror PPC-X mounted at the top of the stairs With the last mechs closing in I pull out my Pilebunker and SRM launcher, charging the last rapscallion and leaving his mech to bleed coolant because Rubiconian handshakes are impossible to repair

Pfft whatever girl *force feeds you a muscle relaxer and takes off your clothes and oils up my paws and gives you a massage and bathes you and dries you off and strokes your hair and tightens a collar around your neck and carries you to a dog bed at the foot of my desk and gives you a blanket so you don't get cold and kisses your forehead and tells you that you've behaved so well for me and*

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

Nonbinary version?

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions