*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, iâll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isnât interested, thanks
#*bored authorâs voice over the tannoy* d'you want fluff with that? (via @amarriageoftrueminds)
#sure and if you can throw in an extra âsharing one bedâ trope, that would be great.
How much is it to supersize to smut?
So if you get smut and fluff from a drive thru where do you go for angst and dark?
That you order from the guy in the trenchcoat in the alley. âYou want angst? I got angstâ
*sticks my withered goblin paw out from under the bed* psst kid i got âthey both think the other one is dead for like seven chaptersâÂ
Reader: âHow much will that be?â
Author: âJust a comment. Please for the love of God leave a comment.â
âDo you take fanart?â
Author: soft cryingâĻ yea-yeah i take fanart. your change is everlasting love and friendshipâĻ is that okay?

















