My Mouth is Full of Stars

Alternate reality where they're called Dan Or Phil and only one of them is ever shown in any given video despite both referencing each other and seemingly co-owning the channel. People still think they're gay but the more popular theory is that it's just the same guy

I think the most unintentionally pretentious part of me is I genuinely forget that most people do not have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of mythology and folklore. I literally just assume most people know at least the name of every Greek god. My mom and I were watching the Banshees of Inisherin and at the start, she asked "Do you know what a banshee is?" and I was so stunned because it would never occur to me to ask that question because I would never assume the average person doesn't know what a banshee is. The average person knows what a banshee is right. You know what a banshee is right. You know the names of the greek gods right. You know that norse myth where loki fucked the horse right. Right. RIGHT

it's really gonna be dan and phil and their couple's channel against the world huh

knowing that dnp are in someone's dms rn begging fills me with joy, i know dan felt a tingle down his spine

unironically feeling nostalgic about them asking for our help with the accounts because it feels like the old days where they'd tell us to remind them about something in a few months or make us vote on what they should have for dinner

i’m dying i literally opened zelda to play it and then dnp tweeted about instagram and i got distracted and link has just been sat in the ocean waiting for almost an hour at this point

DanAndPhil is happening and they are… they’re committing to having other social media accounts for it…. IM SCARED

yayyy guys! rebrand in three years when dnp finally get a hold of the people hoarding the instagram @

couples channel incoming

so it’s um…. it’s happening????

they're committing to the Dan And Phil brand so hard they're making separate social media accounts for it ohhh i feel faint