being insane is a job i’m paid in wages

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.