Me after changing one word in my resume:
"I'm basically a new person now."
Also me:
Applying to the exact same companies that already ignored it. 🤡
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Me after changing one word in my resume:
"I'm basically a new person now."
Also me:
Applying to the exact same companies that already ignored it. 🤡

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Recruiter: "Your interview starts at 2:00 PM."
Me at 1:59 PM:
Refreshing the meeting link for the 27th time like it'll disappear if I stop. 😂
Job Description:
🟢 Entry Level
Also the job description:
✔ 5 Years Experience ✔ MBA Preferred ✔ Ninja • Rockstar • Wizard
Me:
"So... entry to which universe?" 👽💀
Me after sending one email:
"I've been so productive today." 😌
Reality:
Inbox: 47 unread emails 📩💀
Boss: "Can you do this real quick?"
Corporate translation:
✨ Cancel your lunch plans. ✨ 😭

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Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Me:
"I'd be happy if Outlook stopped asking me to update my password every Monday." 💀
Recruiter: "Why do you want to work with us?"
Me:
"Because my bank account is starting to look like a loading screen." 😂💸
Me: "I'm only applying to jobs that match my skills." 😌
Also me after 3 weeks of unemployment:
✔ Marketing ✔ Sales ✔ HR ✔ IT ✔ Finance
"I can learn." 💀
Me:
"I deserve a promotion."
Boss:
"Here's more responsibilities."
Promotion:
Coming Soon™ 🤡
Manager:
"Can everyone turn their cameras on?"
Everyone at 9:01 AM:
👁️👄👁️
Searching for the blur background faster than the project files. 😂

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Interviewer:
"So, how good are you at Excel?"
Me:
=SUM(my stress, deadlines, unpaid overtime)
Salary credited: 🥳💸
5 minutes later:
Rent ✅ Bills ✅ EMI ✅ Food ✅
Bank Balance:
"See you next month." 😭
Manager:
"Any questions before we end the meeting?"
Everyone:
👁️👄👁️
Leaves the meeting and immediately messages a coworker...
"So... what exactly are we supposed to do?" 💀
Monday:
"I'm going to work hard and stay focused." 💪
Monday at 10:17 AM:
Checking LinkedIn because maybe there's a better job. 👀😂
Me at 9:00 AM:
"I'm going to be productive today." 🚀
Me at 4:30 PM:
Spent 7 hours replying to emails and attending meetings 💀

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HR: "We're like a family here." ❤️
Also HR:
"Your leave request has been rejected." 😭
Boss: "This meeting will only take 5 minutes." 😊
The meeting 1 hour later:
📊 37 PowerPoint slides ☕ 2 cups of coffee 💀 Me questioning my life choices