Jul 17
LinkedIn Notification:
"Someone viewed your profile." ๐
Me:
"Recruiter... please be a recruiter..." ๐ค๐
Turns out...
It's me checking my own profile.
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LinkedIn Notification:
"Someone viewed your profile." ๐
Me:
"Recruiter... please be a recruiter..." ๐ค๐
Turns out...
It's me checking my own profile.
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Monday:
"I'm going to work hard and stay focused." ๐ช
Monday at 10:17 AM:
Checking LinkedIn because maybe there's a better job. ๐๐
Me: "There are thousands of jobs online. Finding one should be easy." ๐คฉ
Also me after opening job portals:
โ 5 Years Experience Required โ Immediate Joiner Needed โ Position Closed
Me: closes laptop dramatically ๐ญ
Find active opportunities here ๐
LinkedIn:
"At 22, he built a million-dollar company." ๐
Me at 22:
Trying to remember the password to my Naukri account ๐
Me: "I'll apply to just 5 jobs today." ๐
3 hours later
Applied: 62 jobs โ Energy: 0% โ Replies: 0 ๐ฉ
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LinkedIn:
"Thrilled to announce..." ๐
"Honored to share..." ๐
"Proud to reveal..." โญ
Me:
Just trying to find a job and pay my bills ๐
Applying for jobs be like:
โ Not enough experience
โ Overqualified
โ Position closed
โ No response
Recruiter: "We found your profile interesting."
Me: "FINALLY! A worthy opponent!" โ๏ธ๐
Me: "I'll take a short break from job hunting." ๐
Also me 7 minutes later:
Checking LinkedIn โ๏ธ Checking Naukri โ๏ธ Checking Indeed โ๏ธ Checking Gmail โ๏ธ
Still no new messages ๐