Me: Finally gets an email from a recruiter. π©π
Email: "We regret to inform you..."
Me: "...I knew this love story would end badly." ππ

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Me: Finally gets an email from a recruiter. π©π
Email: "We regret to inform you..."
Me: "...I knew this love story would end badly." ππ

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Boss: "Can you do this real quick?"
Corporate translation:
β¨ Cancel your lunch plans. β¨ π
If I Got Paid by the Amount of Stupid People I Deal With Funny Office Worker Shirt
π Every office has that one day...
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5 minutes later:
Rent β Bills β EMI β Food β
Bank Balance:
"See you next month." π
Nothing changesβ¦ except the way you walk into work after the team gets a five-star review with your name in it! π β’ β’
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Me at 9:00 AM:
"I'm going to be productive today." π
Me at 4:30 PM:
Spent 7 hours replying to emails and attending meetings π
HR: "We're like a family here." β€οΈ
Also HR:
"Your leave request has been rejected." π
Boss: "This meeting will only take 5 minutes." π
The meeting 1 hour later:
π 37 PowerPoint slides β 2 cups of coffee π Me questioning my life choices