one of the email guys

i would like if something horrible and invasive was happening to him and his boundaries were violated and he was uncomfortable and scared

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG!!! Nonary Game 🛌🔒⌚️🌊🌊🌊🧖‍♂️0️⃣🏃‍♂️🌊⬆️👥❗️👧📣0️⃣🛳🚪5️⃣🚪4️⃣♠️🐍🎅🍀👦💜🎰🪷🤓❗️🔪🍀👋😱💣🩸🩸🩸‼️🤒📣💣⌚️🕤🔜🕕🌊🔍🏃‍♂️🔍🚪9️⃣🔜🚪5️⃣➡️♠️🐍🍀🎰🚪4️⃣➡️🎅👦💜🪷🔜🛏🛁🕯🗝⚰️❄️🛳🐕📺📊🧠🍽🔪📖👻🧊😱😱😱⚛️❄️🍾💥🍖🔜🛏🛏🛏🚪3️⃣🚪7️⃣🚪8️⃣🔌❓️♠️🐍🍀🎰🔍🔜🐍❓️🔍🔜👤❌️🗳♠️💉😴🚪7️⃣➡️🍀👦🎰🚪8️⃣➡️🎅💜🪷🔜🩺🏥❤️⚗️⚛️⚰️❄️😟🛳🥼🧪⛵️🧦🧠🔙🛏🛏🛏♠️❗️🚪3️⃣❓️➡️♠️🍀🎰🔜🛗😨🌊😳💦❓️🤣🚪6️⃣🚪1️⃣🔙🛏🛏🛏♠️🍀🎰‼️🐍❌️💣🩸🩸🩸🚿🦴0️⃣🛳❓️0️⃣👥👥👥❓️🔜🚪2️⃣🗳➡️🚪1️⃣➡️♠️🍀👦🚪6️⃣➡️🎅💜🎰🪷🔜🧭🗺📍⚙️⏱️🐍❌️❓️🎅🎰❓️☎️🆘️🎥👴❌️🪓🩸🩸🩸⌚️🅾️❗️🦴🐍🫂🍀🥼🧪🛳🇺🇸👧❌️📕⚰️❄️🔜🎅💜🎰🪷❗️🔍🚪🚪9️⃣9️⃣⚰️🕯💜🔫🎅➕️♠️🪷👋🚪9️⃣⚰️🔊👦🧠💥➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️⌚️1️⃣ 4️⃣ 3️⃣ 8️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 2️⃣ 1️⃣⁉️⚰️🐍😄⌚️🅾️💜9️⃣🎅0️⃣❓️🚪9️⃣➡️🐍🍀👦🎰🔜📚📚📚💡💡💡🥼🧪🏥🛳🇺🇸🔴🧠➡️🧠🔵⚙️🧰🗺🎥⚰️❄️💻📸♠️🌹🤓💲❗️🩸🩸🩸🎰‼️🕵‍♂️🛳💉📣⚠️🔥♠️🤬🏃‍♂️🪜♠️🫸👧🔥🔥🔥❌️👧↔️💜⁉️🔜🕕🚪9️⃣😞🤒🪷🔫♠️🚪9️⃣🔒⁉️🤜💥♠️➡️🤓❌️🌹↔️🐍❌️💲❌️🔜🎅💜❓️🧠💥🔄⏳️👁0️⃣🔜🔫🎅👋🚪📣⚠️🔥🔄👧🕘🛳😭🍀🚪9️⃣📣⚠️🔥🕵‍♂️🏃‍♂️🪜😲🧸⁉️🔙♠️👧📣⚠️🔥😣🖥🧩❓️🧸🙏⏳️🧠➡️🧠🔄👦‼️🗣⏳️🖥🧩🧠➡️🧠⏳️👧😄🫂🔄📣⚠️🔥2️⃣4️⃣5️⃣7️⃣8️⃣🚪9️⃣❓️🏃‍♂️🚪🔤❗️🪜🪜🪜🚪🛳↔️🏜🇺🇸‼️🔜🔄⏳️👦👧🤕🤜💥😡💢🐱🔥🐰🔪🩸🔄🚗🏜🍀🪷🐍🎰👦🤔❓️♠️😓➡️👁👥👥➡️⚰️❄️🌱💉🔄👦🧸😱🤣➡️👧🧸🙏💜💭🔄👦🤔👧↔️💜❓️🎰❓️❗️🏜🧏‍♀️⚰️❄️🔚

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

WATERMELOOOON

biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon