An actual birb wizard, in space

Lin-Manuel Miranda said in an interview that he wrote the song “You’re Welcome” for Maui once he knew the character would be voiced by Dwayne the rock Johnson because he thought that Dwayne the rock Johnson would be the one person on earth who could sing something so egotistical and have us completely convinced we should be thanking him and honestly he’s not wrong.

Just in case you needed a reminder of how big wolves actually are… because sometimes when there’s no context for size, I tend to think of them as a lot smaller than they really are.

DAMN SON

parrot is already pulling receipts on Keith

When the fuck did this get notes Did someone famous reblog my tiny puppy boy

DOGS ARE SO PURE.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron are killed early in their search for Horcruxes. Voldemort orders a full invasion of Hogwarts to find the remaining ones. In a panic, Hogwarts is evacuated. One student slept through the evacuation order: 4th year American transfer student Kevin McCallister.

SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD

tagging as /future reference

THEY BETTER NOT HAVE DONE THE THROW THE BOUQUET THING

new tradition instead of Throw the Bouquet: FETCH

“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic”