I have the autism that makes you a bitch

many such cases

no hate to op at all im screenshotting this for the sake of Making My Own Post instead of adding a subjective contradictory opinion to theirs. but i just can not relate to this way of thinking at all. when something everyone has told me is really good turns out to be really good im overjoyed. i think its awesome when things are good and they get attention for being good. the other option is that only bad shit ever gets popular and that would be a dark reality to live in indeed... the joy i get from being a contrarian hater is always a consolation prize for not getting to actually experience something good, which is always my main goal. i consider this an important part of the hater's ethos

haterism is basic game theory

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

dog i gotta move like yesterday

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

The cards see all.

fanart of x the everything app

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE