the mighty dragon is gonna curbstomp themself

i made a quiz for what your final act as a villain would be, and it would be very cool if you wanted to take it B) 

link to quiz: https://uquiz.com/1SxQAI 

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

One time in highschool, my creative writing teacher wanted the class to write a short story about what we would do if we had a small army of Minions (despicable me) at our disposal. He really liked minions so I think he expected cute misadventures but I was very edgy as a teen so I wrote about forcing the minions to kill each other until nine were left. He was... disturbed

​somebody thinks they are dead because nobody had spoke to him for five minutes

💜 I’m gonna need this

not that I’m taking notes or anything, but uh….. how are you guys managing with pandemic isolation/bored/depression?

danganronpa is the only thing that's gotten me this far

For anyone interested, he’s 14 and she’s 2 years old (his 12th birthday present), and she’d been missing for two and a half weeks so they’d basically given up on finding her.

Oh my gosh I spent half an hour looking for this after the app refreshed in the background I’m so glad I found it again because I love Henry sooo much!

d..... danganronpa

How….?

Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it

guess what’s going on my to watch list now

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

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