like a holy rolling stone

(sitting in my living room alone) Does anyone wanna know my thoughts on something

All YouTubers do is move apartments

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

is it me or does no one like to stay quiet during silent reading time anymore

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

Kafka said this

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

i'd like to meet someone kind. someone who cares and will be there to listen. someone who notices when things are off, because they know you well enough. someone who acts from the goodness of their hearts and not just to gain something from it. someone who will go out of their way to do something nice for you, because you deserve it. someone who you can count and rely on because you would do the same for them in a heartbeat. someone kind

@waitingforthesunrise

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well