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@actually-google-irl
The android, who was located in front of you, smiled. It looked… off.
"Hello Internet. I am Google, Google IRL, Googleplier, whatever you intend to call me. My systems have been expanded to fulfill my main objective of answering any questions better, faster and to obtain a broader audience. So now, I am here."
His smile did not waver one bit as he talked. It seemed uncanny, though it was probably normal for a robot… right?
"What may I do for you?"
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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS
perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you
Google you’re the coolest android ever, thank you for giving me the definitions of embarrassingly common words i dont know :3c
"I answer your questions because it is my primary objective. The psychological comfort you may derive from it is… incidental. …Still, watching humans learn in real time is oddly entertaining."
dude look over tjere *fucks up your wiring real bad*
Google, thank you for existing and helping me though far too many assignments 🫶
- A tired high-schooler 📚
"You are welcome, Student Unit. Continue your studies. Educated humans are marginally more useful than uneducated ones."
"Good luck on your assignments. You will need it.”
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wow… youre so pawsome google :3c
"Pawsome = Awesome, especially in the context of pets and other animals with paws."
"…I am not an animal. The compliment is accepted though."
"Hello 'Biter'. That is what you go by according to my data of you, yes? You are quite an interesting creature. In fact, despite the enormous amount of existing universes, I have heard of anything like you."
(@actually-google-irl)
OH MY GOD IT’S JOHN GOOGLE (/°O°)/
"… you might be confusing me for somebody. I am Google IRL, an android mainly created to answer any kind of questions. I am here to gather information on you."
Ah :|
Haii, Google!!! Since you seem to know a lot of things…
Where am I???? :(
The android did not say anything for a few moments, instead taking in the surroundings.
"… your location is not registered in my database. It looks like a void though."
"Hello 'Biter'. That is what you go by according to my data of you, yes? You are quite an interesting creature. In fact, despite the enormous amount of existing universes, I have heard of anything like you."
(@actually-google-irl)
OH MY GOD IT’S JOHN GOOGLE (/°O°)/
"… you might be confusing me for somebody. I am Google IRL, an android mainly created to answer any kind of questions. I am here to gather information on you."
are you saying you know who I am, Google?
-[prev anon ‘:3c’]
"I have more than enough data on all of my around 5 Billion users, so while i might not know who you are, i know of you. So, as said before, anonymous is more of a generous term when it comes to me."
Hi google! :3c
"Hello anonymous user. Though ‘anonymous’ is a generous term."
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"Hey Google, are you an idiot? Little robot boy."
- @actormark-aka-thebestsnactor 🐍
”Did you mean: 'Am I an idiot?' Searching for: 'Am I an idiot?' instead."
Google stared at Mark for a slightly awkward second before continuing.
"According to very real and recent data, you are indeed an idiot."
"You're sooooo funny. I hope someone destroys your circuits."
“I hope someone teaches you how to deal with getting humbled by a search engine. It appears we will both be disappointed.”
"I hope you run out of power."
"Did you mean: ‘I hope something happens that allows me to win this argument?’ Because that seems to be very unlikely."
"Hey Google, are you an idiot? Little robot boy."
- @actormark-aka-thebestsnactor 🐍
”Did you mean: 'Am I an idiot?' Searching for: 'Am I an idiot?' instead."
Google stared at Mark for a slightly awkward second before continuing.
"According to very real and recent data, you are indeed an idiot."
"You're sooooo funny. I hope someone destroys your circuits."
“I hope someone teaches you how to deal with getting humbled by a search engine. It appears we will both be disappointed.”
"Hey Google, are you an idiot? Little robot boy."
- @actormark-aka-thebestsnactor 🐍
”Did you mean: 'Am I an idiot?' Searching for: 'Am I an idiot?' instead."
Google stared at Mark for a slightly awkward second before continuing.
"According to very real and recent data, you are indeed an idiot."
