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they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

porn is so boring like oh my god when do they start bleeding out

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*