king of whatever

@actualbiologist

hi, i'm max! frying pansexual, gleefully baffling transling, dyspraxic aspie, chubster, attempted scientist and generally unusual individual. you might know me as mass-charge-ratio on deviantart! expect to see plenty of homestuck and off, as well as things that make me laugh, things that make me smile, things that make me hungry, things that make me furious, the odd bit of gore, and nibbles of science. he/him/his pronouns or else! <3

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curiousmotion-blog

the photobooth pics from thoughtbubble are finally up and i am so pleased with how these turned out.

actualbiologist

putting this here too!

#off (game)#the batter #off cosplay #cosplay #scotchduet #manicpixiedreamtwink #maxwell's mug

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elsenangel replied to your post:one time this boy found out i was bisexual he was…

but what does sexuality have to do with niceness???? ;c;

I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOLY SHIT I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD IT WAS LIKE HE WAS IMPLYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WEREN’T HETEROSEXUAL WERE EVIL PEOPLE

roonienoonie-deactivated2017090

OMG….

THAT’S SO FUNNY BUT IT’S LIKE SAD TOO OH MY GOSH

actualbiologist

but i am evil. like, get with the program. GOSH.

#elsenangel #heterosexism ../././///

cornysnake

This is why when people tell me all blood pythons are mean assholes I laugh. Just lookit this little sweetheart.

hissssssss

Be still, my beating heart!

snakerambles

I need to make gifs some day. Although these are adorable!

#snakes #gif ./././///

toycarousel

All these gorgeous clothes people reblog with links to the store, and it’s always “one size fits all,” AHAHAHA. Not with these shoulders. Also, I immediately distrust any stores that sell “one size fits all,” anyway, that’s pretty much a guarantee that the designer is an asshole.

actualbiologist

"one size fits all"

clearly, my unfathomable form cannot be contained by garments designed for all mere mortals.

bitter laughter

gernsonas-deactivated20150518

one size doesnt fit all i mean i have a long torso so i need big baggy shirts so my stomach isnt always exposed

actualbiologist

im just fat and therefore am nonexistant, apparently? i am not all, i am none. i am inscrutable

#pamyuwu

syruckus-deactivated20141110

I literally do not give a shit whether or not it’s healthy to be fat. I care about how you treat fat people. The end.

misandrist (via syruckus)

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sinobug

Stinging Nettle Slug Caterpillars Cup Moth Larvae, family Limacodidae View my other images of Limacodid Caterpillars from China (Beijing and Yunnan) in my Flickr photostream, HERE. by Sinobug (itchydogimages) on Flickr. Pu’er, Yunnan, China See more Chinese caterpillars on my Flickr site HERE…..

#limacodidae #caterpillars #bugs

kaity--did

*throws glitter*

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GUYS

THE WHOLE VERSION CAME OUT

myathesleepyoctopus

i dont care whether you’re into homestuck or not, everyone needs to see this beautiful piece of animation

#homestuck #WHOA

phawxx-deactivated20170107

I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.

#ME

kaneto

Macaron Lip Balm (◡‿◡✿)

#scotchduet #makeup #pastels #food ./....///

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libutron

Small landscape : My garden of Eden | ©Vincent Lagardère

Cladonia sp. (cup lichen) and Galerina sp. (fungus) - Catchen, France.

#lichens #bryophytes #mosses #plants

toycarousel

All these gorgeous clothes people reblog with links to the store, and it’s always “one size fits all,” AHAHAHA. Not with these shoulders. Also, I immediately distrust any stores that sell “one size fits all,” anyway, that’s pretty much a guarantee that the designer is an asshole.

actualbiologist

"one size fits all"

clearly, my unfathomable form cannot be contained by garments designed for all mere mortals.

bitter laughter

#scotchduet

smutsket-moved

→ ← ↑ ↓ to move

SPACE to interact

#oh #off (game)#the batter #blatant narcissism

hEY MAX thanks for following happy holidays uvu

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oh my god. thank you, ahahahaha! happy holidays to you too, dear!

#maxwell's offerings #shainineripstarr #submission

cisppl

cute, pleasant, calming games

everything orisinal

a very pink game

cat poke poke some cats

cat planet, planet of the cats

knytt series

small worlds

tork - a language game

leaf me alone

wrrrmz

sushi cat series

ghost party

sprout

flock together

bunni: how we first met

this is the only level and achievement unlocked series

there’s more out there add them to this list if u want to

banji-effect

F U C K I’ve been trying to find the Orisinal page FOREVER OMG THANK YOU TUMBLR :’)

#future reference

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ok max - it's out. Let me know what you think?! walt

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firstly, good gracious, you took time out of your day to submit this to me personally and ask my opinion?! gosh, i'm a real fan of yours! thank you so much!

that said, though this piece is pretty good, it seems a little - spare? part of the appeal of the original guren no yumiya is how full it sounds, at least to me. i like the fact that i can pick out every melody much more clearly than in the original, but it just doesn't have that 'epic' forcefulness behind it. it's a quality arrangement, but it just doesn't get me pumped like the original does.

#fororchestra #maxwell's offerings #submission

fuck it, i'm just gonna take a holiday from reality while on holiday from uni on my rp blog. real life can suck my left one anyway.

later, nerds.

#maxwell's mewsings

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