grew up in a cult, became a queer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

i love settings where the characters dont die when they are killed. like steven universe's poofing mechanic and dungeon meshi's revival and tadc's nobody-can-die. i like it when you can kill the characters and its just fine

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

There are few things funnier to me than the white-hot raging beef parents can have with fictional characters written for young children. You want to hear one of the funniest rants of your life, you ask nearly any parent of a young child their least favorite little cartoon guy. It'll be amazing.

pasta is so comforting. pasta is my best friend. pasta my beloved. pasta is my boyfriend pasta is a god pasta is the breeze in my hair in the weekend pasta is a relaxing thought!!!