whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

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whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

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*nervous sweating*
search WITHIN your local trash and you WILL find a friend and boyĀ
Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize iām taking womens studies. I took womenās studies I know what āsystematicā means. Man Iām so horny today. Sorry. Iām sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when youāre horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled āimage.PNGā. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. Iām so sorry. I really need to get better at this Iām sorry. Iām learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean Iām in a womenās studies class right now. Liveblogging my womenās studies class.
whatās the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
thatās pussy babe!
now THIS is a world heritage post

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types of girls: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that wonāt leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home
What Do This Mean .
i canāt explain my poetry often.
for you people who think this is funny and honestly dont get my poem i will spell it out for you in 6th grade format. if you guys still dont understand after this I can reblog this again and explain in baby talk.
1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that wont leave means that girls who are so great/amazing whatever but she moved on or doesnt like you or whatever so she never leaves your head.hence the stickiness that wont leave. 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever. this can mean a few things but basically a fragile girl who gets hurt and leaves you. āblow awayā meaning you blew on her (the dandelion) metaphor for you hurting her. 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw. okay i understand how this is confusing to some but its really the bad girls the rebels the girls who are labeled āslutsā 4. home. you feel safe around her she is inside you like a home you are inside her and never want to leave. she makes you feel comfortable she makes you feel warm she is typically a girlfriend a wife. do i need to explain more about this one?
Im going to tag this under my major tags so the stupid people who come visit my blog after seeing a reblog of that āWHAT DO THIS MEANā with the black guy or whatever it was can understand that i didnt just write random stuff. im not saying that poem was good but im saying it makes sense but it wont make sense if youāre a surface thinker
if anyone has seen this and know someone whos reblogged that stupid post show them this.Ā
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Iām his crying wife
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someone: have you seen breaking bad?
me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: IāM NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
Thatās a terrifying answer, have a nice day
i watched this video 3 years ago
and seeing it again the lyrics are still ingrained in my mind
Get this man a Nick Jr contract
hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like āthis is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily postā like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire
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Because Iāve lost control of my life
reblog for the blessed 100k
IVE ONLY HEARD WHISPERS OF THIS POST
A classic image.

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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
Yāall be saying āworld heritage postā to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like
my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
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