cowbow bebow

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

Girl whatever

wait what did i do? im sorry

It’s okay

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

Goreinu hates to see this

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..