A crying Jalapẽno

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NSFW fics. If you want a nsfw fic, contact someone else. I keep my fics available to those under 18 always. Let's give back to our community.

Detailed blood and gore. I would love to write scary detailed fics with blood, but since I've never written them before, I won't attempt (yet). I don't my browser to report me to the fbi today.

Age gap fics. I'm just not touching those.

Romantic fics or hc lists with under 15 characters. Let's take Muichiro for instance; I would love to include Muichiro in more stuff, but with how many fans are in their 30s, I'm not taking that risk.

Graphic abuse. Physical, mental, emotional, or even financial. If it's to a degree, I will not write it. This is because I have c-ptsd because of abuse and trauma from my childhood, and don't feel comfortable writing that.

Most One Piece fics. I've started One Piece but don't know enough/have enough spoilers to confidently write for most characters (aside from Nami, Luffy, Zoro)

YOUR Self Insert. I would want to make something personalized, but I don't want people going after me because I didn't get you exactly right.

Age down. I will not be aging down any characters, whether it's a magical 'they all got turned into kids!' or anything, nope, no, nada. (This is excluding head canons, such as high school headcanons for characters like Nanako-Mimiko Hasaba, Luffy, Alex Laurier, etc.)

I can do; ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

Romantic hc lists or fic. Usually main characters, but if you request a side character I'd be happy to write it, as goes for all of these.

XReader/YN. I've already written several of these, they're fun to write and you guys seem to like them.

Queer/gay XReaders. YES YAY GAY! Both gay and Lesbian fics are totally available. Also, nonbinary and genderfluid fics.

Found family. Much like the relationship between Coco and Qifrey, or Yuji Nobara and Megumi, I can write XReader fics for these tropes. I can also write these for pre-existing characters, like the main group (basically slice of life).

OC fics. I'll insert your oc! You must give me sufficient info! Don't get mad at me if I get it a little wrong because you didn't give me good information. All details given must be sfw yet again.

Ship fics. I will probably deny most of these, by this category, I mean mostly wholesome 'what-if' SatoSugu fics. If I don't like your ship, please respect that.

OC X Canon SFW Fics. I will do this, but yet again, must be sfw, must have details, etc etc. Also, give me some cute hc about your ocxcanon

Comedy/slice of life. I love these. Genuinely, this is one of my favorite categories. Examples; Juju Strolls, BSD Wan Wan, Kimetsu Academy, UA School Festival, etc.

Cross shipping. Think Tamaki x Nami, Sukuna x Cinderella, etc. It just seems fun and I'd love to try writing some.

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Yuji Itadori

The song; Golden Hour by JVKE.

he's walking down the street, his own cone in hand, he's telling a wild story to megumi, in some sort of attempt to make him laugh

During so, he makes a wild gesture with his arms, bumping you and knocking your ice cream out of your hand. As soon as he saw what happened he felt terrible

He's immediately apologizing and pulls out his pockets to see if he has any money for an extra cone, when he realizes he doesn't, he smiles like the sun, and hands you his own cone (That he wasn't able to eat since he was talking)

You're surprised, but he steps closer to force you to accept the cone. When you do, he smiles again and waves, and walks back to Megumi to continue his story. The golden sun settles on the horizon.

Megumi Fushiguro

The song; Sparks by Coldplay

He's walking along the road with Maki, coming back from a meeting at school that involved the Zen'in clan. Maki elbowed his arm, causing him to fall to the right a little

He immediately whipped around when he felt himself hit another person, then he sees your ice cream cone on the ground. He looks from the ground back up to your face, and he takes out a spare $5 bill from his wallet, and tells you to take it and buy another.

He never says he's sorry out loud, but it doesn't feel like he's fixing it with money either. You can feel he knows he did something wrong, and tried to fix it, even though he doesn't know you. Before you can say thank you, he continues walking.

Satoru Gojo

The song; Just The Way You Are by Milky

He's walking back from the train station on the way to Jujutsu High School, with a bag of Kikufuku Mochi in one hand and his own ice cream cone in the other, a "snack for the road"

Even though he's walking alone, he's swinging his other arm and looking straight ahead of himself. When the bag of mochi clips your sweater, your arm gets pulled and you drop your ice cream, Satoru looks behind himself, looks down, and sees what had happened. He doesn't apologize, in fact the only thing he does is let out a sigh, then walk the opposite direction from where he was going

You stand in the street, a little bewildered that he didn't apologize, and even avoid you. A few moments later, you're texting your friend telling them what had just happened, then you see him walking towards you with a double scoop of the same flavor you had, with a small spoon tucked into the cone.

He hands it to you, winks, and apologizes for the first cone, makes some remark about his height, and begins his walk back to Jujustu High.

Toge Inumaki

The song; NIGHT DANCER by imase

Toge was walking alongside Panda, Maki, and Yuta. You were just behind the group while everybody crossed the street, and Toge was at the very back. In an attempt to get a little closer to his group while crossing, he runs past you and bumps your shoulder, knocking your cone onto the crosswalk.

Everybody crosses over, his group a little further ahead. You pause when you finish crossing, and stare at the melting ice cream on the warm road. Toge stands beside you staring as well, he looks down at his shoes then gestures for you to stand there. He runs down the other street, about 5 minutes later, you're just about to leave, he waves from across the street and runs over with another cone in hand.

He gives a small smile from behind his collar, and hands the cone to you, when you start explaining he didn't need to do anything like that, he looks back to where his group was, and a more.. alarmed expression spreads across his face, as he realizes they went on without him.

He says Mustard Leaf (his version of, sorry, or got to go), and runs off towards where he last saw his group. You look down at your new cone, and can't help but let a smile spread over your own features.

Yuta Okkotsu

The song; Duvet by bôa

Yuta is walking alongside Toge to the corner store near the school, joking quietly with him. A small group of kids no more than 8 run past, knocking into Yuta, which makes him knock into you

As soon as he sees it on the ground his slightly more serious demeanor drops ad he starts apologizing, he pulls out his wallet and tells you to get another, with more then before, but pauses

The sun had been gently setting behind the skyline, slowly fading the light on the streets. He looks back up at you, he worries about what could happen to you walking back to the shop alone, so he offers to come with you, and when he realizes that sounds even worse, he tells you and Toge he'll be back soon

He runs back into the konbini, and just a moment later comes back out with a box of Papicos, and tells you to hurry home with them so they don't melt. He smiles once again, it seems infectious, as you smile too.

Noritoshi Kamo

The song; Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown

Noritoshi was headed back from the Kamo estate to meet with the rest of his friends, and had stopped at a stoplight before crossing the street.

You had just run up behind him to cross the street too, but you were very quiet, not on purpose. When you reached in your bag to grab your phone, the rustling sound alerted Noritoshi to somebody behind him, unfortunately for you he turned around quickly, knocking the ice cream out of your hand.

When he sees the cone on the sidewalk, he looks at you, looks at the ground, grimaces, then pulls out $60 from his wallet to hand to you. He doesn't frequently buy things like sweets for himself, so he has no idea how much they actually cost.

Before you can tell him it's far too much, or you don't need the money at all, the light flashes red, signaling for you both to cross. Noritoshi immediately crosses, leaving you stunned on the other side.

Extra

Konbini - Japanese convenience store.

Papico - Japanese frozen milk and sugar treat, usually in a bottle shape, similar to that of a push pop.

Tag List:

Yuji Itadori

Nobara dared him

He strode up so confidently, he puts his hand against the wall, but after just a few seconds he turns into an entire tomato

He's trying so hard to act nonchalant, but he's entirely red and flustered.

He starts apologizing (while his hand is still on the wall) immediately

When he does finally actually step back, he keeps his head toward you still apologizing, and trips on a small rock that sends him flying backwards

Megumi Fushiguro

Both Yuji and Nobara dared him

At first, he tried to hop onto his Demon Dogs to run away, but when that ultimately failed due to their sheer willpower to embarrass him, he did it

He walks up like he's about to ask you about tax insurance, so when he Kabedons you you're utterly confused and flustered

Unlike Yuji, he doesn't blush at all, he just stares at you, entirely blank faced.

After far too long, he walks back over to where Nobara and Yuji were obviously hiding to watch

Nobara Kugisaki

Yuji dared him after she dared him

She walks straight up to you and slams her hand on the wall beside you

With her free hand, she flips the ends of her hair, absolutely sparkling

After about 10 seconds she whips around and glares at Yuji, just to show she could act more confident than him

Choso Kamo

So.. Choso doesn't really understand human displays of affection

Yuji only dares him to do this after he's spent a little more time in society.

But, unfortunately, it wasn't long enough. It will never be long enough.

Because when he was told what a Kabedon was, he walked up, no nervousness, and slams his hand against the wall so hard it broke.

He stares at you, he whispers saying Yuji taught him about human affection, he truly believes he's being very romantic

When you nervously explain it's supposed to go a little differently, he steps back, holds his chin, stares at you, then back at the wall, then walks back over to Yuji. The last thing you can hear from them, is Choso telling Yuji he 'misinformed him' on how to properly Kabedon

Maki Zen'in (Post Shibuya Incident)

Panda dared her

She walks over with total confidence, but not like that of Nobara or Yuji

She smirks when she Kabedons, she knows exactly what she's doing

After almost 20 seconds of you not being able to breath, she leans in, winks, and walks back, clinking her phone to Panda's to collect a bet from his Venmo

Yuta Okkotsu

Maki dared him, utterly convinced he hadn't changed too much from before his trip to Africa

You can tell he's nervous when he walks up, but his entire tone changed once his hand hits the wall

When you look up at him again, he seems a bit more invested, and present

Your heart stops. He's not only learned how to control his cursed energy way more, but how people perceive him. (You really can't tell if youre in love or afraid lol, probably both)

He stays the longest. 10 seconds pass, then 20, finally 30. Once he realizes he's been there too long, he turns red as a stoplight, apologizing profusely

He backs away so quickly lol

Toge Inumaki

Panda dared him

When he walked up, his hands were in his pockets, he looks more like a 3rd grader then a 2nd year

When he does take his hand out his pocket, he also pulled his collar down a bit, just to get a reaction

He gently places his hand beside you, he doesn't slam it like the others (even though that's what a Kabedon is..)