black women invented all of this shit we have always been the blueprint don’t u ever forget it.

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

@ironmanstan you and me but i never get back up from my lowest point

maybe your new year’s resolution should be stop sucking up to the us empire

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.