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itâs funny cuz itâs true
a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: âone of your flies flew into my drinkâ and my coworker was so confused that they just said: ââŚmy fly?â
Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.
your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

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if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for âritual purposesâ it means âi have no fuckin clueâ
but if they say it was for âfertility ritualsâ they mean âi know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say âancient dildoââ
Back in the day I worked at a certain very famous and very high caste art museum in the US as a junior curator. Part of my job was to catalog the objects in the museum database. This includes details like provenance, measurements, and a visual description of what the object looked like.
Like I said, the museum was a pretty snotty institution. Itâs got a LOT of objects itâs way famous for possessing, but nobody knew about the absolutely massive collection of Moche erotic pottery it had because the curators were totally embarrassed by this stuff.
Some examples:
Pretty hot shit, right? They never, ever put any of this stuff on public view or published it in any catalogues but - we legit had like several hundred pieces of Moche ceramics in the âdirty potsâ category. Anyway, I was left alone to just do my job with regard to the database for several years, ok? And I figured, well, theseâre accessioned objects in the museumâs collection - better get down to bidness.Â
I catalogued every goddamn bestiality, necrophiliac, cocksucking, buttfucking, detached penis, and giant vulva drinking cup in that collection. Iâd be like,Â
A drinking vessel in form of a standing man wearing a tunic and cap. He holds an oversized erection in his hands and stares into the distance (note I did not say âlike heâs hella-constipatedâ). The vessel has a hole at both the tip of the penis as well as around the rim of the figureâs head, thus forcing the drinker to drink only from the penis or risk spilling wine all over themselves from the top of the vessel. Red and orange slip covers the surface of the piece.
Pretty straightforward, right? Apparently the deep seated fear of these objects that the curators exhibited was meant to spread to me as well, but - no one ever gave me that memo, because I guess Midwesterners reproduce asexually. When the curators understood that I had catalogued all of these objects in addition to the other, non-sexy pieces in the collection, they were apparently livid, but knew they had no legs to stand on in terms of getting pissed at me for it.Â
I visited the museumâs online public access database a few years back and - every single description I wrote of these pieces has been totally neutered to say something like Male figural vase.Â
Long story short? Just call a dildo a fucking dildo. Itâs all gonna be ok, I swear.
This is absolutely the MOST unusual reblog I have ever tagged with what is probably my second-favorite tag, âtalk to me about your work.â
Plus itâs hilarious.
Iâm so mad that reblogs got turned off for this post because this is literally it. This is so important
Okay, we got a new one, boys.
Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.
Prev you canât bury this in your own tags

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sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone
anonymous submission â On September 8th at about 3pm two plainclothes FBI agents performed a door knock at a house in the Alberta neighborho
On September 8th at about 3pm two plainclothes FBI agents performed a door knock at a house in the Alberta neighborhood of NE Portland. One of the agents was named Michael David Kern, the other was unidentified. They were driving a dark blue or black Chevrolet Tahoe.
One of the agents was dressed in a flannel shirt and the other had a plate carrier over his clothes. They asked the person who answered the door for information about someone who was recently named in an FBI press release and arrest warrant in relation to activities in Atlanta in 2020. One of the agents had a stack of folded papers in his hand.
The person who answered the door told the agents they had nothing to say to them and closed the door.
After the interaction the individual who answered the door reached out to the National Lawyers Guild federal defense hotline. They also began alerting their communities that a door knock had happened. All of these are integral parts of keeping broader community safe.
In instances like these, it is important to treat the situation with measured caution and avoid speculation and paranoia. What we can do as a broader community is refuse to isolate those targeted by the state, maintain a holistic security culture among ourselves, and support those facing repression.Â
Here are some points to remember for if and when an agent knocks:
Donât panic. Federal agents knocking on doors does not necessarily mean arrests are right around the corner. Donât let them intimidate you into making bad decisions.Â
Do not talk to them. If you are stopped on the street, at work, at home â you do not need to talk to federal agents. Close the door, walk away. Say nothing.
Communication is key. If you have been approached it is important that you let the broader community know. Itâs not sketchy to talk about what the feds have done â they know theyâve done it. Info to relay: *Date & time of stop. *Location (at a home/at a workplace). *Agencies involved, if you donât know thatâs ok! Donât guess. But if they ID themselves use that info- insignias on vehicles, badges or shirts are good. *Questions- if they did ask anything, be sure to mention what was asked about (âThey asked questions about the BLM movementâ or âThey asked about individuals involved with XYZ activityâ.
Donât Guess! If you donât have info about what they wanted, donât make guesses as to what it is about â this can cause extra panic or connect dots that the feds didnât already make. They donât know everything.
Be Honest! Be clear that the intended target of the stop did not talk to the feds. If an unfortunate situation happened and people did answer questions, be open and transparent about that. Be clear that the targetâs intention is to not cooperate â people are often caught off guard and answer the door without checking who is there, or answering a yes or no question before disengaging â this does not mean they are cooperating with the feds. They should communicate to the community that they have or will contact a lawyer and the National Lawyerâs Guild fed hotline.Â
Post the info about the interaction publicly. Share facts, not implications or insinuations. Once the information is public, everyone can and should repost it and share it as widely as possible so we can all stay informed, safe, and aware.
Call the NLG federal defense hotline (212-679-2811) at any point in this process. They are a very solid resource that people should take advantage of.Â
has everyone seen the website that gives you a rothko for your local weather?
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we're not going to make it
we will make it
it'll take too long to rebuild ourselves
we will make it
but what if we don't wake up in the morning
we will make it
i don't see a future with me in it
we will make it
we'll give up long before then
we will make it
im scared
i love you. we will make it

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Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger
For everyone who âused to love readingâ but now hasnât finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You donât have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and Iâve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026