Bitch better have my honey!

I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.

*eats you out as a friend*

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

Let’s you sit on my face cause I wanna be supportive.

Makes you squirt cause I wanna bring out the best in you.

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

Dobby’s first and last words.

You know what fuck this gifset

✌ reblog this if u want asks but know you wont get any ✌

wow electric forest looks so fun

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

this is creepy as fuck but hilarious

I absolutely love the end result.