zion🪰

the unique flavor of psychological damage they are giving to a specific demographic of gay 20-30 year olds by casting steven yeun as adult zuko and making him say gay shit

people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!

new zukka content hitting the pentagon after two decades i feel like i just did five lines. like what do you mean zuko is bisexual now

kataang shippers are beefing with zutara shippers, zutara shippers are beefing with kataang shippers and zukka shippers are being fed with their crumbs. guys. we're so back

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

I don't trust anyone with my vulnerability except 10,000 strangers on Tumblr

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

it ' s me and my passive suicidal ideation against the world

The human mind is incredible. Some of you are capable of seeing the Beatles as sexual beings

"which could mean nothing" is one of the most useful phrases to ever enter my lexicon thank you rpf

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.