Land of Bottles and Lanterns

This is a gift to humankind

As a woman, you still sometimes wonder if you’re pregnant, even if you haven’t had sex in months. (source)

As a trans man, you may STILL wonder if you’re pregnant, even if you haven’t had sex in months...

Literally every trash can in my house is grocery bags. I don’t own any cans bigger than a desk trash can. I’ve never bought kitchen or large trash bags. When I throw gross kitchen or bathroom things out, you pull out the bag and out it goes to the can. Nothing gets to sit in my house long enough to stink. Recycle. Reuse. Re-fucking-duce.

…god damn it

Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid

furbies have forward-facing eyes. they are predators.

I tried to remember this post the other day and thought it had said Minions. Still not wrong...