Chapstick & Marinara

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

middle aged women connect to minion memes the same way we all connected to gir memes in 2006 about y'all dont want to face that

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

Diogenes also attended many of Plato’s lessons, not because he was interested or even to debate him but he would bring food with him and purposefully eat obnoxiously loud

We really used to ask teachers if we could drink water.......what the fuck was that

Or to use the bathroom and they really said "no❤️"

i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i'll fucking die

utterly spectacular. endlessly charming. magnificent beyond magnificence.