Fire safety is not a joke, son

have a good rest of ur scroll & i hope u live a long life & i hope all ur dreams come true farewell

it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

look at us. blogging

filled with glee imagining shane and ilya invited to a world cup game and shane is just making a bitch face the entire time. arms crossed brows furrowed lips permanently in pout mode as he mutters and goes "i would've made that goal" to ilya every five minutes. every time a player goes down and is grabbing their knee in a dramatic passion shane rolls his eyes and is like "i bet that didn't even hurt" and the whole time ilya is loving it he loves his bitchy shane so much #hisbitchyshane

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”