Identity Thief

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

LEAVE HIM ALONE

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

You can tell a lot from a person by what ending they reblog this with

This post just gets better every time.

IT JUST KEEPS GOING 

This needs to be a series

No matter how this ends its still a sad story… This little blue friend was so innocent and carefree, enjoying life and thinking well of the world but now, due to the cruelty and viciousness of others he has had to become harsh and violent himself. Yes, he is stronger and he is able to defend himself, but that innocence and happiness that he once had is gone forever, tainted by a world too corrupt to accept anything so pure. 

why would anyone want to hurt the blue guy he just wanted to be friends hes too pure for this :(((

gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun

i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time……

But can they put it together sis

Literally wtf is a screwdriver

A cocktail

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.

Ugly ass orange Cheeto pufff fuck.

not to sound bitter but i hope hurting me haunts you for years

WHAT

Which sea is Ariel?

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

Omg.

WHAT

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

ITS OCTOBER😄🙌🏻👌🏻 Y’ALL FINALLY✔️💯‼️ NOW GO FIND👀🔍 THE NEAREST PUMPKIN🎃 AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS😩🍑 OR YOU WILL BE HAUNTED😱 BY GHOSTS👻 ALL MONTH😩😱‼️

dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

Fucked up your pH balance!

WHY ARE GIRLS TAKING VAGINA ADVICE FROM SOMEONE THAT DOESNT EVEN HAVE ONE?!

Because he’s correct. Who cares who says it as long as the info is correct.