ACECT's silly little tumblr

"Whats your favorite memory?" questions are such bullshit I literally don't remember that shit it just occasionally comes to me in divine flashes and leaves indefinitely

@funnier-as-a-system

h.oly shit that first one

this is a message from the past !!! assuming it worked it should be open now maybe ping me on discord or @ me here or something to lmk its open bc i certainly forgot

h.oly shit that first one

this is a message from the past !!! assuming it worked it should be open now maybe ping me on discord or @ me here or something to lmk its open bc i certainly forgot

me at 5:26 pm on a tuesday

I was walking downtown when all of a sudden, a car hit me. I tried to get up and walk away but then I got hit by a car again. This kept going on in a never ending cycle.

It's like he is talking by phone auto suggestion

why does he look like he face swapped with himself

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

i need to make one of those "what do you call x" bait polls where the obvious answer is excluded on purpose why do they always have all the reblogs, it's on purpose y'all children of the lord

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

happy last friday night wednesday everyone

strange that "skinny" means thin. it should mean...skinny. characterized by skin. possessing or characterized by an above average amount of skin. more skin rather than less skin. but somehow it means less skin? preposterous

well i mean volume scales faster than surface area so by all means smaller people do have more skin relative to the rest of their body. thus i propose we call children "skinnies."

click that link in the second reblog it’s like a rickroll but better. true environmental storytelling