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Can someone explain to me why the universe hates me? And with the universe I mean mosquitos.

Because why do I currently (according to the last count) have 30(!!!) mosquito bites whilst my sisters I've been together with the whole time in the past days, one of whom sleeps in THE SAME ROOM AS ME, have exactly ZERO?!?!?!

Opdate: 37 bites

#mosquito bites #idk what i did wrong to the universe and the mosquito community #but i'm sorry #this sucks #just as much as the mosquitos do apparently

Final count: 43 bites

sankta-wraith

SHE DID IT

#WAAAAAAA #the ragpicker king #kel saren #kellian saren #kel anjuman #conor aurelian #cassandra clare #sword catcher #parabatai

Can someone explain to me why the universe hates me? And with the universe I mean mosquitos.

Because why do I currently (according to the last count) have 30(!!!) mosquito bites whilst my sisters I've been together with the whole time in the past days, one of whom sleeps in THE SAME ROOM AS ME, have exactly ZERO?!?!?!

#this sucks #just as much as the mosquitos do apparently #mosquito bites #idk what i did wrong to the universe and the mosquito community #but i'm sorry

Opdate: 37 bites

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Can someone explain to me why the universe hates me? And with the universe I mean mosquitos.

Because why do I currently (according to the last count) have 30(!!!) mosquito bites whilst my sisters I've been together with the whole time in the past days, one of whom sleeps in THE SAME ROOM AS ME, have exactly ZERO?!?!?!

#someone please send help #my legs are SO ITCHY #all 30 bites are on my lower legs btw #idk why #idk what i did wrong to the universe and the mosquito community #but i'm sorry #mosquito bites

fatmasc

Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

fatmasc

Updated just now with new hand sewing resources (mainly buttonholes) and textbook pdfs on fashion history, fashion illustration, and thinking through designs!

bosstoaster

OP I owe you my life

whatchamacallitz

OP you are the greatest person currently in my life. You beautiful, thoughtful creature.

Can someone tell me why youtube decided that the In Pieces musical slime had to be deleted whilst I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WATCHING IT?!?!?!?!

I just wanted to chill in between studying by watching a random musical that popped-up on my for you page :(

Anyway. If anyone knows a way of still watching it, or knows how to find a slime of it. Please help. I've become quite attached to these queer characters.

#now i'm sad #in pieces #musical #in pieces musical #slime tutorials

youcanstillwhistle

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082

34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

did we just run out of posts to make

swinginsportscutebasketball

no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

#someone send help #im alive im alive i am so alive but also very stressed and obsessed #i also have to work A LOT on my thesis in the coming days #so im really gonna have to ignore the aching until about july #it is now the middle of may #also specifically jack wolfe is such a good actor!!!#next to normal #musical

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I watched Next To Normal (the newer version) in the early afternoon because i came across one song and i thought it looked interesting (read: devestating). It is now 1am, i am countless edits deep and am still fully obsessed. I have started to yearn for the theater and acting again. I have a hole in my chest that is burning me up. I know the feeling, but not what to do with it. I am falling deeper and deeper. I was meant to work on my thesis today!

mindofjasmin

ok

lottiebbg

My asexual ass when I realize the song I’ve been listening for a year is about sex

disguised-as-a-flamingo

KHOSHEKH

Not only have I crocheted a Khoshekh, but he is now hanging approximately 4 feet above the floor in my bathroom (I did have to Google what feet were in metric lol) (I did then use a tape measure)

#this is great!#khoshekh #welcome to nightvale #welcome to night vale #wtnv #wtnv khoshekh #KHOSHEKH I LOVE YOU

I held a dying cat in my arms tonight. I hope they got some peace from my embrace

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samwise1548

S2 snippet animation. Was meant as a break from my studies lately. Ended up taking a week haha ha

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[ID: A short animation featuring Jonathan sims from the Magnus Archives. Jon is a brown man with short tussle dark hair and bags under his eyes. He wears a blue suit over a grey shirt, with a matching blue tie.

In the first half of the animation he is fidgeting with a green pen, waving it around as he speaks to Elias Bouchard off screen.

Elias: "I'll have a copy made for you one one condition. Be. Careful. No more impetuous subterranean adventures, understand?"

Jon (mumbling): "Yes, of course, of course."

There is a pause in the animation where only a blank dark beige colored screen is shown, before the next bit of dialogue continues. This time, the animation takes place in a stoneway that has a dark atmosphere. Jon in this scene is more paranoid and scared. His pen is replaced by a tape recorder.

Jon (frantically): "Supplimental: I'm in the tunnels. I was exploring, and I got lost."

At the end Jon jumps in surprise at something to his left. /End ID]

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. That’s it. It’s not that deep.

Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair

Untitled #11. Bet you didn’t expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you

Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy

Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.

Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.

Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isn’t. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.

Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.

Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(

Untitled #18. Let’s not have any ambiguity: Red’s dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!

Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally did fall on April Fool’s, it wasn’t a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?

Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.

Untitled #21. ass haha

Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows… Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!