Eridian Doctor: We went through the human genome and found a bunch of places with old broken DNA repair mechanisms so we came up with a gene editing therapy that fixes them in order to extend your lifespan.

Grace: *flashbacks to when Rocky found out that humans can experience long term effects from lower doses of radiation exposure and Grace wasn't being as careful as he should have been back when they first met because he still thought this was gonna be a suicide mission*

Grace (internally): Oh, so cancer prevention! Got it!

Grace: Sounds good!

*like 100 years later*

Grace: Hey Rocky, how am I not dead yet?

Local shizun SHOCKED and APPALLED that his disciple-husband wants to respect his consent after an immensely traumatizing non-con incident only a few months ago

Today's SVSSS Quote of the Day!

Danny became a Personal Chef as an adult- wait, holding on. Not that kind of chef. While Danny does and can make high quality meals for people, his actual clients are more often than not of the four legged variety.

It started when Danny got his own pet(s) and was unimpressed by the food options for them, so he made his own. He even went to Veterinary school, and became a pet nutritionist/dietitian, and that eventually spiraled into his career as a Personal Chef.

And okay, yes, Danny does also make food for the owners, as most people hire him for both aspects, but mostly he focuses on animals.

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Kara has been struggling with keeping Krypto fed properly. All the dog food she can find from kibble, to cooked, to raw, just isn't enough for his alien biology, and as a result hes been getting into stuff to try and satisfy his stomach.

One if Kara's work friends recommends Danny to her, claiming he helped her grandpa's Yorkie finally put on some weight, and he doesn't charge an arm and a leg. Without any other ideas, Kara bites the bullet and calls, preparing to pull out the "meta animal" excuse.

Except Danny doesn't ask about any of that. He asks about Krypto's activity level, any allergies he has, how often he gets treats/enrichment. He ran an exam on Krypto right in the living room, humming to himself and repeatedly giving Krypto treats to keep him in place. When he finished, he flipped a page in the notebook and started writing out a meal plan, working out with Kara how much it would cost and what day would be best for him to come over to cook.

As he was leaving, he pet Krypto almost fondly. "I've never seen a Kryptonian Hound in Earth before. He could do with a bit more exercise, but let's tackle his diet first, you've actually done pretty well considering all modern dog food isn't enough for him unless you over feed him." And then, as Kara was stunned and dumbfounded, the man left, promising to come by like they scheduled to give Krypto his first meal.

pre wedding things :'DD

Name - Genkai Shakaijin-san wo Sukueru no wa Kuso Deka Kanjou Stalker-chan Dakedeshita

Status - Ongoing

Author - Chisako

Genre - Girls Love

"rocky is heterosexual cisgender man, statement."

"-uh.... rock, don't eridians not have gender?? you literally can't be cis"

"rocky not care. rocky cisgender man. he and him."

They’re all so ridiculous I love them

He’s probably aromantic

He’s older than Xie Lian by maybe 5 years maybe 100s it’s really vague

He is constantly following his dick into places I wouldn’t go with a gun

He isn’t actually antagonistic to Xie Lian at all despite all the behind the scenes manipulation trying to make that happen

Him and Xie Lian share custody of a 250 year old war criminal

He’s the text book example of why “I was just following orders” is really fucking bad

He has an incredibly strong sense of justice

He’s best friends with the most evil woman and second most evil man in heaven for most of the novel

He’s genuinely a good person

He’s so charismatic his best friend/situation-ship tried to make him king without asking him

He’s so distraught about what happened with The Rain Master he runs away from her for +800 years of existence

He’s a slut

He’s a Hualian shipper

Despite being probably the third strongest Martial God in the series he spends all of Mount Tonglu with a broken elbow and being comic relief

He genuinely believes he and Hua Cheng are buds

He somehow didn’t have any children so instead he tries to trust fund kid his 17 times great grand nephew who was raised by the most humble man ever and can’t work out why the kid won’t let him buy his way out of jail

He wants to talk to Xie Lian about his sex life

He spends most of the last book being depressed that one of his best friends is dead and another is on the run

People pray to him for long lasting relationships

A yandre ghost is trying to kill him

Jun Wu was actively running a smear campaign against him the entire time

He was part of the magical girl sword

He’s the slut of the heavens

He is both so tried and living by the motto fuck it we ball

He’s the only other man Xie Lian finds handsome

He was the first person to realise E’Ming was a boner metaphor

He’s scared of the bull man who hates him

He is probably going to be the next heavenly emperor since Xie Lian doesn’t want that shit

He’s the only martial god who genuinely likes and respects Ling Wen until Xie Lian shows up

Danny stared at the man.

Alvin stared back at him, almost expectantly, as though waiting for Danny to… what, argue with him? Debate, maybe? Sucks for this dude, but Danny failed his debate and speech class in high school. Sure, it was more because of another ghost trying for world domination than because he didn’t attempt to pass, but the point still stands.

Danny shrugged, “I mean, that’s fair. I’d probably worship a computer too, if life had worked out that way.” Unfortunately, no, it didn’t work out that way because for some reason, he was stuck playing his own high priest.

Alvin looked almost outraged by Danny’s nonchalant response - so he’d definitely wanted a debate or argument or fight or whatever it was that he wanted. Danny, quite frankly, didn’t care. He needed to actually get people that were willing to believe in him or his core would self-destruct or whatever the term Clockwork used was.

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Tim couldn’t believe that hadn’t worked. Like?? It was a tried and true method to get cult leaders to give up their inner operations quickly to simply walk up to them and tell them that their ‘religion’ sucked and there was no way anyone could really believe in it. He’d thought the detail about worshipping a machine before some protection deity that likely didn’t exist was a nice touch.

He didn’t think he’d be talking to the most chill cult leader in existence. Told Tim, as Alvin, that he “practices freedom of religion and all that” and “anyone is free to believe whatever they want to.”