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You ever think the Greek gods had late night roast sessions where they would sit in a circle and roast each other because they had nothing else to do?

#greeks #incorrect greek gods #the greek gods #greekinspired #zeus greek mythology #poseidon #hades greek mythology #hades #roasted

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Voldemort: what’s up bitches this week on “another time I failed to kill Harry Potter” I’ll be talking about the night I came back.

Lucius: *critiquing” yeah you really screwed up that night

Voldemort: :(

#harry potter #hogwarts #hogsmeade #lord voldemord #voldemort #draco malfoy #ron weasely #hermione granger

slytherinnpride

“Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.”

Dumbledore: *to harry* you’re a child. A baby. A smol human

Harry: I’m 16?

Dumbledore: *ignoring harry* which is exactly why I’m going to die and you need to hunt horcruxes

Harry: ALBUS

#harry potter angst #harry potter #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #ron weasely #albus dumbledore #hermione granger #hogwarts #hogsmeade

Poseidon: woah hold up, did you just eat the whole thing?

Hades: *finishing off an apple* mhmm

Poseidon: like the stem and seeds AND sticker???

Hades: yeah why?

Poseidon: you ate a sticker?

Hades: *flaming with rage* I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME MAN

#greeks #greek gods #greek myths #hades #hades greek mythology #zeus greek mythology #poseidon #incorrect quotes #its always sunny in philadelphia #incorrect greek gods

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Poseidon: I live in the water most of the time. That way I don’t have to deal with Zeus

Hades: I live in the underworld. That way I don’t have to deal with Zeus

Zeus: I live on Mount Olympus. That way I don’t annoy my brothers

#greeks #incorrect quotes #greekinspired #greek myths #hades greek mythology #hades #house of hades #poseidon #zeus greek mythology #greek gods

Hades: *looking in a mirror* I am beautiful and I love myself. I am a force

Poseidon: *walking past* yeah a fucking annoying force

Hades: :(

#the greek gods #greeks #greek gods #hades #hades greek mythology #poseidon #zues #incorrect quotes #greek myths #mount olympus #apollo

Zeus: I cannot believe this is happening again

Other gods: *confused*

Zeus: LIKE COME ON THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME TODAY

it was this moment that the other gods realized Zeus was horny yet again

#zeus greek mythology #children of zeus #poseidon #hera #hercules #greeks #greek gods #ancient greek #mount olympus #the greek gods #the greek gods are over him #incorrect quotes

jessketches

Remus: Good romance starts with good charisma. So what does bad romance start with?

James and Sirius: Ra ra ah ah ah ah roma roma roma mamaa ga ga oh la la-

Remus: This is why both of you will always remain fucking single.

Harry: if you don’t have anything nice to say, just say it anyways

Hermione: Uh no Harry that’s not what it is

Harry: well Hermione there’s nothing to do anymore so might as well start fights

Ron *jumping up and down ready to unleash his anger*: I think you really can see and you’ve been lying to us all about your glasses

Hermione *disgusted*: is that the best you can do, Ron

Harry *tearing up*: why would you say something like

#harry potter #ron weasely #hermione granger #golden trio era #harry potter angst #harry potter stuff #harry potter deserved better #he really cant see

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mischiefhasbeenmanaged

Sirius: [playing spin the bottle with Peter, Marlene and Dorcas]

Bottle: *lands on Remus*

Remus:

Sirius: [winking and walking over]

Lily: oh my gosh the baby is kicking!

Everyone: *gets up and yells while running over to her*

Sirius: [frustrated]WELL IT’S GOING TO KICK AGAIN

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James:[to Peter] Hey look it’s Sirius and Remus! [waving] Hi Sirius and Remus]

Sirius: [leaning in and kissing Remus]

James: AHHH AHH IT’S SIRIUS AND REMUS

mischiefhasbeenmanaged

Andromeda: Sirius please we all know I don’t cry over boys

Sirius:

Andromeda: [holding back tears] I SOB

Maroon 5 was not playing when they said this summers gonna hurt like a motherfucker

#rip2020 #rip summer #summer #2020quarentine #2020 quarantine mood #i want my life back

Zeus: lets all play a game

The other gods: *groans*

Zeus: it will be fun!

Hermes: it never is fun

Zeus: that’s because you let me win

Artemis, taking her bow in hand: let’s see then

Zeus: we all know you’re gonna let me win

Artemis, setting down the bow: yeah you’re right

#zeus greek mythology #ancient greek #children of zeus #son of zeus #artemis worship #hunters of artemis #hermes #greeks #mount olympus

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