Anything But Ordinary, Please

Doctor Who - A Christmas Carol Legends of Tomorrow - Pilot: Part 2

When I was in elementary school, Hillary came to our school and did an assembly on early childhood education or something and I remember it being really long and boring sitting there on the concrete floor watching this lady ramble on.  When she was done they took the kids in the first couple of rows and had them stand up so they could shake Hillary’s hand for some reason, and I was in the second row so I had to do it.  She hugged some of the kids and teachers and shook some hands and stuff but when she got to me I was just kinda standing there and then she looked right in my eyes as she let out one of the loudest sneezes my first grade ears had ever heard.  When it was over she wiped her mouth with her hand and then patted me with that hand on my right shoulder.  I’ll never forget the feeling I had deep inside me in that moment.  It was some strange combination of rage, confusion, and disgust and I couldn’t do anything about it because she had already moved down the line.  She never apologized to me and she probably thought I’d forget about it or even didn’t see her wipe her hand on me, but I still vividly remember that sneeze and wipe to this day.

This is the no homo-iest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

an 11 month old puppy

person recording: (lovingly) “alright Atlas, you’re 11 months old! yeah!” *husband heaves dog up* “daddy can still barely carry you”

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Bloody Europeans thinking there’s such a thing as the North American continent.

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I made this joke three years ago, I want 0.001% off the gross revenue of the movie

hello elizabethan cloud cat keep up the good work