AccidDr1nker

Ykw maybe the “Werewolf Spell - Really Works!” videos I followed as a kid actually worked and that’s why I am the way I am.

Maybe, maybe, I followed a lot of those too

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Anyone else feel like they died at 10?

Happy Pride guys 🎉

#france in shambles. automation truly comes for us all.

Poor guy had a rough day

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

they brought their bad attitude to the gun fight. whatever man

Raw meat has no business looking that appetising

Damn right brother. Bite the bullet and bite the meat, I've eaten so much raw meat at this point might as well be an animal

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Alright and what side would you like with that?

my body craves information

Dare I ask, what is the bottom or a human...?

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Gods why are people so human????? can't you be easily fixed and or replaced???

Made my friend an apology breakfast n he said there’s no need to apologize but I still feel horrible fmlfmlfmlfml anywho he seems like he’s in a good mood tho so YAY

well fml I guess, YAY

I'm from Minnesota. I currently live in Louisiana, for some reason I jumped out of the snow and into the sauna, bad choice guys, VERY bad choice