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the calligraphy is so gooooooooooooooood

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its nearly 4 in the morning again, time for raw ass quotes from skits i listen to whilst i workĀ
incredible (original vid here)
the calligraphy is so gooooooooooooooood

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Hey Tumbls, are you voting in person? Hereās some info for you
1) If you are in line before the polls close, even if itās 6:59 and polls close at 7:00, you have the right to vote. Donāt let them turn you away.
2) Electioneering within 25 feet of your polling place isnāt permitted. Donāt wear candidate or party merch. It is considered electioneering and you may be asked to leave and come back in a different change of clothes.
3) If someone is pressuring you to vote a certain way within 25 feet of a polling place, tell the poll workers. THATāS ILLEGAL.
3) If someone is intimidating you or trying to drive you away from the polls, tell the poll workers. THATāS ILLEGAL.
4) If you forgot your ID and youāre in a state that requires it, ask for a provisional ballot. You can still vote, even without the ID. Once your provisional ballot is cast, you can go home and grab your ID to show them, bypassing the line and going straight to the managing table.
(Disclaimer: I am a poll worker in MO, which has some of the stricter election laws in the country. Some laws may vary depending on region.)
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This shitās infuriating
Oh, this is a type of shorthand!
There are 3 main types, but from my research, this looks to be American Gregg Shorthand.
As you can see, there are set symbols for every letter.
Letās break one of the words down:
Using the Gregg Alphabet as reference, we can see most of the letters in āatrophiedā are present. But why no āoā vowel, and why is āphā written as āfā?
Simple. In shorthand, you cut out all vowels in a word when writing it down, with the exception of words that BEGIN or END with a vowel (hence the āaā at the start being present), or like in the āiā in āatrophiedā, to make it more readable when the sound could be harder to distinguish if it isnāt written. In āatrophiedā if the the āiā isnāt written, it could be hard to tell if the writer meant a āfudā, āfadā, āfodā or āfidā sound, for example.
Also, since Shorthand is a phonetic writing system, you are encouraged to write down the phonetic sounds of words rather than the actual letter blends - in this case, write an āfā instead of a āphā.
So in actuality, these arenāt just meaningless scribbles - itās Gregg Shorthand, a writing system developed to take down notes more quickly than when written out in full, which is very useful in a medical or journalistic environment.
Some people can even write over 100 words in a minute! And, itās been in use since John Robert Gregg invented it in 1888! Wow! So old!
Isnāt language amazing~?
I hate this
gonna go back in time to kill John Robert Gregg
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i just. i never want to know the context for this. this is too funny XD
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Lmfao this is the kind of interactive creativity we need in the world.
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semipope, demipope, infrapope, ultrapope, quasipope
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Iām sorry for talking about dogs so much but I need to rant for a moment.
If you hold a small animal, any animal, and it starts to wiggle or push away from you put it down. Donāt just laugh. Donāt hold it tighter. Unless you have a good reason for holding it put it down.
I constantly have to tell children to put my chihuahua down and leave her alone when she wiggles. Thatās okay. Children are stupid and donāt know anything about anything yet. Weāve all been there.
Adults have no excuse.
When you see a chihuahua like this you should not be thinking ādemon dogā you should be looking at the owner and thinking āWhat did you do to this poor animal?ā or alternatively if they got it from another person āWhat did that person do to this poor animals?ā If a dog gets like this, any dog, the owner fucked up, not the dog. That is learned behavior. Those are extremely scared, uncomfortable dogs who has been mistreated. And by that I donāt mean beaten.
When people say āTreat a small dog like a big dogā that doesnāt just mean train and socialize it. It also means āDonāt do anything that would make a bigger dog bite your face offā.
Respect itās signals. Let it know that itās okay for people to hold and pet it by leaving it alone when it says āNo moreā. This can include wiggling, walking away from you, not responding when you touch it and looking at you in a way that shows the white in itās eyes. Itās not hard to decode.
Only if you ignore signals like this will it start to show teeth and growl, and you have no right to get upset if it bites you after this. Thatās on you. And eventually biting will be itās first response because it has learned that the more subtle signals doesnāt work.
If itās not your dog let it instigate contact with you. If itās your dog respect it and youāll find that it becomes much more tolerate of you and others handling it. Yes, if you try to clip its nails or something else it doesnāt want to do it might scream bloody murder, but it wonāt bite because it knows this only happens sometimes and itāll be over soon.
People have gotten so used to this idea that dogs have to be robots who should put up with everything we do to them and thatās really fucked up. Theyāre allowed to tell you no if thereās no reason for you to do it. It shouldnāt be forced to be held by you just because you want to hold it.
Hold it against its will to get vaccinated/groomed/other important things? Yes. Hold it against its will because you want to pet it? Big no. And of course teaching them tricks and commands are a must, but thatās not forcing them to do things. Thatās teaching them that if they do the thing something good happens.
Of course animals are different. If people (me included) offer my shih tzu some food he will often show his teeth and itās totally understandable that people get scared, but heās not doing it to show aggression, heās doing it because he doesnāt like to get food on his lips. How are people supposed to know that? I sure as hell didnāt the first time he did it, and itās the right reaction for people to pull their hand back. Then I, the owner, can tell them not to worry, heās just weird about food on his face.
And some dogs are more standoffish and take longer to warm up to people, and some trust you right away.
My point being, just assume every dog in the world show the same signals until the owner tells you otherwise.
Iāve said before that my chihuahua doesnāt like small children and avoids them at all costs because they do all the things I just told you not to do. She loves older children and adults though, and loves to be held even by complete strangers and is quick to roll up and snooze in the lap of any guest even if she has never met them before (trust me, no matter who you are, if you came to my home she would be sitting in your lap right now wagging her little tail wanting nothing but love from you), which is also why I panic when adults doesnāt respect her signals and try to force her to stay with them because Aw sheās so tiny and cute.
I donāt want to lose the sweet friendly dog that she is and Iām sure a lot of other small dog owners feel the same, which is why I made this post. Please just respect dogs no matter size, okay?