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A pigeon just murders me

What the fuck happens to me?

Suicide? Being an idiot?

Probably true, but what my username means is still a mystery!

Sounds like a duck dino. 🦖🦆

That’s what it was, originally, but it has since lost all meaning.

*sweats*

Honestly? Sounds like something I would do

I’d bleed out after someone chopped my ankles off and bleed onto a gray rainbow to bring back its color

I’d bleed out after someone cut out my kneecaps cause I’m too gay

It’s pretty clear. Surrounded by fuzzy animals.

oh god oh fuck

Oh…fun

i think megamind straight up assassinates me

I’m not sure how I go, but somehow it’ll fit

i get killed by a…. demon noodle?

A demon takes me out. 

This is funny because I’ve already died by that exact cause. Lmao

A sandstorm, I guess.

i die of thinking too much

Some kind of iron implement to the head.

Outed at Ruth Stewart in RL and die of embarrassment.

Yearning.

I think I get the Liberty Bell dropped on my head.

I must be standing beside you with a Pride flag over my shoulders.

Wtf would mine mean? A tree sees me and immediately decides to collapse on top of me?

i finnally die how i want to getting yeeted (hopefully off a bridge)

I guess the sims are finally getting their revenge

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

Reblogging for love

Not gonna lie it worked for me lol

I hate everyone goodluck fate