If you had shown these images to me in 8th grade I think I literally would’ve just erased it from my memory because there was nothing in 2011 that could’ve ever made me understand any of this

thank god for cats but also thank god for the Primordial Pouch

this is somehow already a classic short video

This looks like it was shot in 2019 and 2006 all at once

#forbidden mantis shrimp knowledge

The reason Squidward can be such a well rounded and talented artist but be so bad at the clarinet is because he is underwater so his reed is swollen and won’t vibrate right.

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18