Acacia Seeds

Guys be like “I’m shy >_<” and then want their dicks spat on jerked and edged until they’re shaking and crying

Asshole spit in, even!

Me, deciding to finally take a side in skyrim awful elections to get more game play life fulfillment

How to be brave enough this interestingly?

hard to swallow pills dot jpg. the reason people don’t like when you infodump about your uwu favorite things isn’t because they don’t like hearing about deep sea ecosystems or anime blorbos or whatever it may be. it’s because talking /at/ someone is selfish. have you asked the other person any questions? do you care what they have to say? would you willingly listen to them infodump the same way or would you (be honest) stand there and wait for your turn to talk? people not responding well to your tedtalk on the thing you like isn’t because they’re normies who hate ‘nerd stuff’, it’s because you have substituted conversation for verbal masturbation. hope this helps

Some sort of sheath?

Wow sometimes the internet delivers the real answers

Well-behaved toys know their only value is pleasing their owner, whenever it's demanded, and they'll so anything to fulfill that purpose as best as they can, as often as requested, as pathetically as expected... They know they're merely a tool for their owner's sexual gratification and their own pleasure will always come in second place.

Thinking alotttt about pantyboy...

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.

Call him a cow boy the way I got him on all fours and I'm milking him from behind 🐄🐄🐄

Fun things for subs!

Me finding out someone a sub top

Police officers dont know this one trick

the g spot is inside the stab wound