stop telling people I'm still alive

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

being in the orchestra pit changes you, sometimes.

whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that

Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry

casts a little spell that materializes a blunt on the hand of every affected creature in a large aoe

*through gritted teeth* normal. normalcore

About the unfortunate footage of jerma choosing to twerk in his most recent stream. That's the worst I've seen literally anyone do it, ever. It's impressively bad. And now he has to live with that footage being out there, for the rest of his life.

filling a usps small flat rate box with scoops out of a large tub labelled “Neutron star”

shoutout to my mutuals who dont know what the fuck im talking about and still like my posts mwah