Absurd Person Singular

@absurd-person-singular

Hi, I'm Amy. 23 year old fashion graduate living in Cape Town. I'm a costume buyer for movies and tv shows. I'm really into musicals, movies and cute boys and girls. Animal lover! Harry Potter fan since day 1. This used to be a fandom blog but now I just post dumb shit I find funny.

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thepotatodescendent

My first HP shitpost. I have no idea if this has been done before cuz I’m new to the fandom.

Harry Potter x The Legend of Korra (that iconic lin and korra i’m watching you gets me everytime)

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cantinasband

Do you think anything might tempt me to accept the hand of the man who has ruined, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most beloved sister? Do you deny that you separated a young couple who loved each other, exposing your friend to censure of the world for caprice and my sister to derision for disappointed hopes, involving them both in misery of the acutest kind?

fanonical

ah yes, the four hogwarts houses - punch, lie, hug, and think

notchicken

When will your friends ever

pureslime-deactivated20191020

PLEASE GIVE US BACK OUR MOM

roadtophantom

Guess who’s baaaaaaack

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thealogie

her name is sophie. she hates men and colonialism. she loves iconic looks.

wwwire

french version of “the boys are back in town” plays

septembermembers

Au service de la France | A Very Secret Service

sseuregis

“It’s confidential.”

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thecoppercow

“Dans un contexte terroriste, il faut considerer une femme comme un individu!”

If you aren’t watching A Very Secret Service/Au Service De La France on Netflix, why not. It’s funny, it’s absolutely scathing on (French) colonialism and racism, and it’s got the dude from Gossip Girl in it.

Also there’s a scene trying to translate American cultural attitudes to presidents boning (JFK, this is set in the 60s) across to France and you’ll cry laughing.

peehat

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

donkeykongsixtyfour

australiansanta

uhhhhh there’s worms under you right now eatin stuff

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what they eatin

australiansanta

stuff?? none of ur business??

teenagesophiebennett-deactivate

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

ithelpstodream

theotheryongbok

My man Jesus

funnysowhatever2-deactivated201

What story is that?

ffermented-salmonella-deactivat

Matthew 18:9

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

beachfox-deactivated20181218

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

keab42

Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus.

spyderqueen

Jesus: Well that sounds like a YOU problem.

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duccibag

this is one of the best interactions in the whole series and it’s only like 15 seconds long

tideartist-deactivated20171102

Needed this to cheer up–

disgustinganimals

please watch with sound on

absurd-person-singular

literally haven’t been on tumblr in fucking ages and this is the first thing on my dash fucking hell best welcome back honsetly

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